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Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:36

In Good Company

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 


Pastafarianizm is a great religion, so it is no wonder that even such famous celebrities as His Majesty King Julien and the formation of commando penguins are also its followers. Just look how in the holy headgear rejoice and praise our Pasta Lord , Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Let us rejoice with them because as the King of Lemurs would say: We are beautiful, brilliant but most importantly modest ;)


Let the Pasta lead you.

RAmen!

Sunday, 11 August 2013 18:24

Spaghetti Monster for hot weather

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

 

 

Greetings Brothers and Sisters!

 

Flying Spaghetti Monster is sensitive to the concerns of people during the recent heat waves. Therefore, the next time when will be hot, you can enjoy His Noodliness to cooling off. Hail to Thee for Thy Monster Greatness and refreshing Noodly ice cream !

 

RAmen.

Monday, 05 August 2013 22:07

His Noodliness manifested himself once again on the plate

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Hello Sisters and Brothers!

 


Perhaps it is not difficult to guess that His Noodliness favorite place for manifest is a plate. In various forms, from traditional pasta or whole grain with a mild or spicy sauce with beef or poultry, as bolognese or carbonara. Here is another undeniable proof that His Noodliness constantly cares about His followers and makes sure that they never be hungry.


Sent by Pastafarian Honami.

Ramen.

Sunday, 04 August 2013 19:34

Headphones sighting

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Pastafarian Brandon experienced  a miraculous  headset sighting! It was on that day, when our Carbohydrate Monster touched him by His Noodly Appendage and showed him the pasta way of life.

 

RAmen!

Wednesday, 31 July 2013 22:42

This is how our mothers praised the FSM

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Hello Brothers and Sisters,

Pastafarian Ewelina found a unique, vintage photo showing the celebration of his Noodly Excellence by Pastafarians years ago.

 

I Hope that we also find  so amazing verve to praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster :)

 

RAmen!

Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:06

Flying spaghetti monster in space

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Pastafarian Marek browsing messages meteorological agencies decided that what NASA astronomers have discovered is not what they write.
"Clearly, this is not any UFO or a dying galaxy as we try to stick to us eggheads frightened by appearance of the true God ..."
This is how Marek commented this , and although in fact, visible object is slightly flattened, it resembles a Spaghetti, especially one already lying on the plate.

 

 

RAmen.

Saturday, 27 July 2013 20:37

Futurama sighting

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I think His Noodliness likes fame quite a lot and more likely appears in various television productions. This time honored by the presence the animated science fiction sitcom "Futurama".


Apparently, he decided to protest against this absurd theory, which is called evolution!

RAmen!

Friday, 19 July 2013 21:45

Drink a Beer

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Pastafarianin Ratfinger made ​​this wonderful and a lot revealing picture.


May the FSM bless you.


RAmen.

Wednesday, 17 July 2013 21:48

Free flight over the city

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

His Noodliness again manifested himself. He was noticed during the free flight over the city. Obviously,  He wasn't invisible, how he has it in the custom. What was this city? When did this happen? Maybe it was a Saturday early in the morning, and the monster was returning from a party? :) I do not know and maybe we never find out this. This sighting teaches us that wherever we are and at any time we may encounter the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

RAmen!

Monday, 15 July 2013 19:11

Ancient Scroll

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Greetings,

 

Ancient scroll as another proof for the existence of pastafarianism already in ancient times. Anyone inquiring will ask "why content this is in the English language while the language did not exist at that time?" Well, this is the great mystery of faith ...

 

RAmen.

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