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Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:49

You are the most twisted Monster ever

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Hello Brothers and Sisters

 


Pastafarian Pawel drew our attention to this wonderful sighting of His Noodliness. The Monster is able to surprise us with His presence in a variety of locations and shapes.

 

It is interesting whether in this case, if connect Him, would He start to speak? And if yes, what he would say?

 

RAmen

Friday, 15 November 2013 22:08

Chic and elegance, that is the FSM

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Our Carbohydrate Creator is a wonderful and powerful, but also has an undeniable class.


In the latest James Bond film, "Skyfall" is revealed to us in a truly elegant form dreamlike illumination on the windows of a skyscraper. Although the Flying Spaghetti Monster has on his macaronis mind so many important duties, such as guarding that the sun will not burn out and that the stores do not run out of beer and pasta for the faithful, He found some time for entertainment :)

Because the FSM willed himself to take part in this production, it is no wonder that it has achieved such success.
Let's take an example from the Monster and find time for fun :) Especially on Friday night.

 

RAmen.

Hello Sisters and Brothers!

 

 

Because we are good Pastafarians, we don't need evidence of existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, we take it on a faith, but many doubters looking for undeniable evidence of existence of His Noodlines. In the picture above we can see the  manifestation of the Monster in the form of weather fronts that cause ocean storms passing over Australia. For some it is the result of differences in temperature and humidity of air masses, for us it is a Monster's tremendum.

 

RAmen.

Thursday, 07 November 2013 08:30

The Monster is helpful

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Fellow Pastafarians,

 

 

Pastafarian Peter sent to us a great revelation of His Noodliness. The Monster is not only our Creator and the only one Monster that is written with a capital M, but also the only one from the gods known to humanity,  is trying to help us physically and in how modern way :)

RAmen

Saturday, 02 November 2013 18:56

Pi-astafarianism

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Dear Pastafarians,

 

Pi Day took place some time ago, but still we can not deny certain connections between faith in His Noodliness, and the number Pi. One example is our Pi-rate ancestors or that next day of Pi will take place on March 14, 2014, also on Friday (our holy day)! A coincidence? Do not think so! :)

 

RAmen.

Monday, 28 October 2013 19:59

Mainstream sighting of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Hi Brothers and Sisters!

 

 

Although we all know that His Noodliness is very original deity, manifesting itself in the most sophisticated forms and shapes, but He also likes to manifest itself  in more mainstream way, traditional for other religions. Pictured above, the Monster appeared on the breakfast toast clearly indicates its presence in bread pantheon of supernatural manifestations.

 

RAmen

Wednesday, 23 October 2013 19:40

Spaghetti Monster - the hero of the movie?

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

While watching the film "The Host" Pastafarian Macaro, grasped His Sauceness in a wonderful light of glory. Does His Carbohydrate Majesty again, quietly gives us to think about His omnipresence.

 

RAmen.

Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:16

Fsm was noticed in the MasterChef Australia

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Brothers and Sisters in Pasta,

 

 

Do you see what I see? Yes, this is the greatest Flying Spaghetti Monster sanctified the finale of Australian MasterChef.


 
I think that this was not a coincidence. It is known, that the consumption of pasta is our form of prayer (one of many forms), so it is not surprising that the Carbohydrate Creator supports those who ascend to the heights of culinary art.


RAmen

Thursday, 17 October 2013 19:50

Monstrous cake

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

 

Fellow Pastafarians,

 

On the birthday party of Pastafarian Robert the Flying Spaghetti Monster manifested itself! This is the most divine gift which Robert could receive on this special day for him ... Robert, we wish you all the best! :)

RAmen.

Monday, 14 October 2013 22:21

Manifested in the sky

Published in Sightings Written by Danusia

 

Hello,

Generally, the main feature of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is that He is, so to speak ... Flying. Although He may be found in a variety of circumstances and forms, seeking His Noodliness in the sky is one of the better choices. Evidence of this can be a great sighting of the Monster, who has taken the shape of a white cloud. As you can see, His all-powerful tentacles spread all over the sky, from one horizon to the other. How could we not trust in His existence? :)

 

RAmen,

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