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You are the most twisted Monster ever

Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:49 Published in Sightings

 

Hello Brothers and Sisters

 


Pastafarian Pawel drew our attention to this wonderful sighting of His Noodliness. The Monster is able to surprise us with His presence in a variety of locations and shapes.

 

It is interesting whether in this case, if connect Him, would He start to speak? And if yes, what he would say?

 

RAmen

Chic and elegance, that is the FSM

Friday, 15 November 2013 22:08 Published in Sightings

 

Our Carbohydrate Creator is a wonderful and powerful, but also has an undeniable class.


In the latest James Bond film, "Skyfall" is revealed to us in a truly elegant form dreamlike illumination on the windows of a skyscraper. Although the Flying Spaghetti Monster has on his macaronis mind so many important duties, such as guarding that the sun will not burn out and that the stores do not run out of beer and pasta for the faithful, He found some time for entertainment :)

Because the FSM willed himself to take part in this production, it is no wonder that it has achieved such success.
Let's take an example from the Monster and find time for fun :) Especially on Friday night.

 

RAmen.

Hello Sisters and Brothers!

 

 

Because we are good Pastafarians, we don't need evidence of existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, we take it on a faith, but many doubters looking for undeniable evidence of existence of His Noodlines. In the picture above we can see the  manifestation of the Monster in the form of weather fronts that cause ocean storms passing over Australia. For some it is the result of differences in temperature and humidity of air masses, for us it is a Monster's tremendum.

 

RAmen.

The Monster is helpful

Thursday, 07 November 2013 08:30 Published in Sightings

 

Fellow Pastafarians,

 

 

Pastafarian Peter sent to us a great revelation of His Noodliness. The Monster is not only our Creator and the only one Monster that is written with a capital M, but also the only one from the gods known to humanity,  is trying to help us physically and in how modern way :)

RAmen

Pi-astafarianism

Saturday, 02 November 2013 18:56 Published in Sightings

 

Dear Pastafarians,

 

Pi Day took place some time ago, but still we can not deny certain connections between faith in His Noodliness, and the number Pi. One example is our Pi-rate ancestors or that next day of Pi will take place on March 14, 2014, also on Friday (our holy day)! A coincidence? Do not think so! :)

 

RAmen.

Noodly Halloween

Thursday, 31 October 2013 09:20 Published in Events

 

Hello vampires , witches and etc.

 

Although Halloween is not a pastafarian holiday, Our Noodly Lord can't see absolutely nothing wrong in celebrating this spooky holiday :) How you can see , He is always in good moode. So go on Halloween or not, eat pumpkin pasta or not, drink beer or not. It dosen't matter , just have a wonderful day, because you are lucky, you are Pastafarian and you don't need to do anything :)

 

Booo... I mean RAmen!

Mainstream sighting of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Monday, 28 October 2013 19:59 Published in Sightings

 

Hi Brothers and Sisters!

 

 

Although we all know that His Noodliness is very original deity, manifesting itself in the most sophisticated forms and shapes, but He also likes to manifest itself  in more mainstream way, traditional for other religions. Pictured above, the Monster appeared on the breakfast toast clearly indicates its presence in bread pantheon of supernatural manifestations.

 

RAmen

World Pasta Day 2013

Friday, 25 October 2013 12:55 Published in Events

 

Hello Brothers and Sisters!

 

 

Today is a special day. Not only because we are celebrating Friday, one of the holiest days of Pastafarianism, but also because just today is World Pasta Day! This additional todays opportunity can not be ignored :) May on your tables a Pasta reigns in every form, not only the sacred Spaghetti;) And as we all Pastafarians know very well, after a good dose of a divine carbohydrate wonder, nothing tastes better than a large foamy gold beverage :)

 

The fact that this year's World Pasta Day falls on Friday just can not be coincidence :D
I bet His Noogliness has something to do with this.

 

I wish you a happy and tasty Friday.

Spaghetti Monster - the hero of the movie?

Wednesday, 23 October 2013 19:40 Published in Sightings

 

While watching the film "The Host" Pastafarian Macaro, grasped His Sauceness in a wonderful light of glory. Does His Carbohydrate Majesty again, quietly gives us to think about His omnipresence.

 

RAmen.

Fsm was noticed in the MasterChef Australia

Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:16 Published in Sightings

 

Brothers and Sisters in Pasta,

 

 

Do you see what I see? Yes, this is the greatest Flying Spaghetti Monster sanctified the finale of Australian MasterChef.


 
I think that this was not a coincidence. It is known, that the consumption of pasta is our form of prayer (one of many forms), so it is not surprising that the Carbohydrate Creator supports those who ascend to the heights of culinary art.


RAmen

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