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Monstrous shortcakes for Pastehach

Wednesday, 27 March 2013 11:58 Published in Sightings

 

Pastafarians Joasia and Jacek baked for Pastahach monstrous shortcakes, named mazurek :)

These cakes look delicious, don't you think?


Congratulations for Creativity!


RAmen!

Pastehach!

Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:02 Published in Events

 Dear Brothers and Sisters in Pasta.


As we all know, today is the first day of a very important Pastafarian festival called Pastehach. This is the time when each of us should, eventually, eat the Pasta at least once, not necessarily drink a beer and reminisce about the touch of His Noodly Appendage and in what way it influenced your life.

This year’s Pastehach starts on 26 March and ends on 2 April, so you have a lots of time for celebration.

Happy Pastehach for All!

 

The fashionable FSM.

Monday, 25 March 2013 21:57 Published in Sightings

 

 

Hello Sisters and Brothers!


   Pastafarian Łukasz noticed this miraculous sighting of His Noodliness. There is a lot one could say about The Flying Spaghetti Monster, that he is floury, magnificent or Alcarbohydrate, but now we can surely say that He is fashionable.


The FSM is a trend you should try out this Spring.

 

 

Carbohydrates are brain fuel.

Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:36 Published in Sightings

 


Fellow Pastafarians.

 


Lately Pastafarian Adrew noticed the above comparison. A long time ago dietitians stated that carbohydrates are needed for the correct functioning of the brain, so our diet should be composed mainly of them. Particularly during a huge mental effort. We Pastafarians are highly exposed to this, so His Noodliness has been sensing it and inspiring us to praise Him by fueling the brain.

 

 

A remarkable similarity of our Monster and the most important part of our body is extraordinary.

 


FSM bless you!

A remarkably adequate sighting of His Noodliness.

Saturday, 23 March 2013 12:25 Published in Sightings

 

Brothers and Sisters.

    Adequate to His nature The Flying Spaghetti Monster this time manifested Himself   before stir-frying meat for a delicious bolognese sauce. I'm sure that this way blessed dish was indeed divine.

 

Therefore be alert, because you don't know either the day or the hour, or the meal in which His Noodliness  decides to appear in your life :)

RAmen!

Spotted in Parade!

Friday, 22 March 2013 12:04 Published in Sightings

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Pasta.


 We truly stand in awe! Our Carbohydrate Lord was recently striding majestically during the Spring Parade in Barcelone, the capital of Pastalonia … Oops  Catalonia.  


Oh Mighty FSM, take  Europe out  of the freezer, and warm us a bit with solar rays!


RAmen!

His Noodly Appendages reach everywhere!

Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:07 Published in Sightings

Hello Brothers and Sisters.

 

     His Noodliness in His magnificence is also almighty, what is quite useful, for example at keeping gravitational forces in the Universe. Nonetheless it also means, that on many occasions He appears in places in which we do not expect to see  Him.  As sensitive to the Pasta eyes easily notice, The Flying Spaghetti Monster visited Hobbiton in Shire, assuming the form of fanciful embroideries on the cover on the  Bilbo Baggins’s armchair.


Who knows, maybe His Appendages are the reason  why this fantastic story is so… fantastic?

RAmen!

 

 

 

Monstrous indulgence

Wednesday, 20 March 2013 22:50 Published in Sightings

 

 

Greetings Brothers and Sisters!

    We Pastafarians, are a kind and tolerant community, particularly in the matter of representatives of other religions. Nevertheless, His Noodliness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, has never stated, that He is the Only One, in spite of being Primus inter monstres. Quite the contrary. FSM in His wisdom allows us to believe and to worship (without stigmatizing and consequences)  other deities, while it brings us closer to the universal moral ideals. This fact makes Him, not only extremely indulgent but additionally the only supernatural being which, in the sphere of the spirituality, puts the generally comprehended good of mankind and the world above His own Ego!


Thanks to this, Pastafarianism definitely breaks free beyond stiff definition and moves forward, showing to us a vision of the future. Where, under the gentle glance of His Stalky Eyes, people of different ideologies will live in agreement and harmony.


To appease the utopian character of this image we attach the picture, on which His Noodliness is dancing with The Invisible Pink Unicorn after drinking tea from The Russell's Teapot.

RAmen!


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