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Vege Pasta

Tuesday, 01 April 2014 08:01 Published in Sightings



Noodles be praised,

Pastafarian Kaja mentioned to us about this wonderful device that will certainly enjoy gluten-free part of our community. It is a "zughetti," that means spaghetti is made from ... ​​zucchini.

I must admit that it is a little unorthodox approach, but I'm sure that the Monster will not be offended, if from time to time we honor him with such vegetarian extravagance.



Truly Holy Writ

Wednesday, 26 March 2014 09:02 Published in Sightings


Hello Sisters and Brothers,


To eat spaghetti or to read, that is the question? Both at once! Because both reading and eating pasta is a form of the prayer to our Noodly Monster. He certainly enjoys seeing us engrossed in reading whether it's fiction or scientific works (in which so cleverly stirred it up).



Holy coffee?

Saturday, 22 March 2014 19:06 Published in Sightings


Well let's hope that the coffee on which cup appeared our joyful Creator do not taste like bolognese sauce ;)


Have a noodly weekend.

Hello Friday!

Friday, 14 March 2014 07:05 Published in Sightings


As you can see the holy Friday can be celebrated everywhere. So wherever you are eat pasta, drink a beer or two and have fun to the joy of our Carbonhydrate Lord! Or not, He doesn't mind it at all.

Today is also the International Pi Day. Our Almighty Noodly Creator especially likes this number, for which honour He named His happy first followers "Pi-rates". We can be sure that He also created it. After all, He wouldn't be so excited about the work of someone else ;-)



News from Poland

Thursday, 13 March 2014 21:03 Published in Events



Dear Brothers and Sisters in Pasta,

Provincial Administrative Court in Warsaw has set the hearing date about the registration of the Polish Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on April 8, 2014.


Polish representatives and followers of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are determined in pursuit of the goal, and although they are hopeful that the judgment will be positive for them, however, they claim that if the decision is unfavorable they will be looking for justice in the superior court and if would be necessary even in the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.


Let the Monster has them in His benevolent appendages.



Noodles birthday

Friday, 07 March 2014 11:29 Published in Sightings


Hi All,

How to celebrate Pastafarian's birthday? Well, this is a good idea for someone who don't like sweets or like to eat pasta a very very much. Just like we do.

Don't forget that today is Friday so it is a good day for eating a large dose of noodles and drink a beer to the glory of His Noodliness Great Flying Spaghetti Monster!... Or for fun.




Celebrate wisely

Friday, 28 February 2014 19:27 Published in Sightings



Noodles be praised,


Today is Friday, the most important holiday of pastafarianism! So lets celebrate but do not take the example of the Monster. Because we may create maybe something more than we want to, and then you will need to take care about it.




First Pastafarian wedding ceremony in Poland

Wednesday, 26 February 2014 08:03 Published in Events


On 21 February 2014, took place in Lodz, Poland's first pastafarian wedding ceremony. Young Couple is Magdalena and Marcin, followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Wedding gave the Reverend Lena and Peter.  The ceremony was attended by over a hundred people and there was plenty of beer and pasta.

Every religion makes its own rituals and ceremonies. Pastafarians have many of them - including the wedding ceremony.

All the best for the young couple on a new appendages of life.


Modern Art sighting

Friday, 21 February 2014 14:52 Published in Sightings


Hello Sisters and Brothers,

The FSM from London’s Tate Modern Art Gallery. This art work was created by Joseph Beuys. What can these mysterious revelation of His Noodly Appendages and Holy Meatballs means?


Seeing that today is a Friday, we shall think about eating spaghetti and drinking beer.



Snow Spaghetti Monster

Sunday, 16 February 2014 13:33 Published in Sightings



Greetings Sisters and Brothers,


After returning from a mountain trip we found in the yard staring at us His Noodliness Flying Spaghetti Monster, which took the form of snow.

Is the Monster play the groundhog Phil and bodes us even more weeks of winter, or maybe vice versa? Anyway. We thought that since we have such a noble guest it behooves drink beer and eat a generous amount of pasta in his honor.





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